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FUCK FUCK FUCK
"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.
So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.
He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”
Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.
you fucking go girl
You should be so proud of yourself! Keep wearing that beautiful dress whenever you want!
i feel this paragraph pretty much describes mikey
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.
DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.
You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one.
If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.
ah man you guys. We can’t risk it.
AHHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I LOOK AT IT AGAIN
I’M SORRY FOLLOWERS
I JUST DON’T WANNA DIE
*GIVES YOU ALL KISSUS*
What is this foolery
YOU DONT SCARE ME BITCH *still reblogs*FUCK THAT SHIT
i AM SORRY i CAN’T TAKE THE CHANCE
I’m too stoned not to
you can literally tell it’s a jacket and a fucking mask hanging on the wall guys calm down
No no hella jeff is pretty damn scary I would worry
I am literally only reblogging because of ^^^^^^^^ this
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